Cyber Shinobi review - Sega Master System

Ninja beat 'em ups can be great - Revenge of Shinobi proved that. I had high hopes for this game, with its blend of magic and technology, but yet again I've been disappointed. The hero's movement is wooden, unresponsive and jerky, destroying any sense of suspended disbelief. As for the music... well, let's just say that Mozart's got nothing to worry about. The only backgrounds of note are those of the final level, when Cyber is wandering through the enemy base. The foes are poorly animated and easily defeated, even though the hero' lack of adequate response causes immense irritation. Do yourself a favour and spend your money elsewhere.

When you look at some of the new British Sega software released recently, which really shows what the machine can do, you wonder where some programmers are at. Cyber Shinobi features some rubbish graphics, with gaudy and badly defined backdrops, jerky scrolling and very poor sprites. The music is really naff and the gameplay is very boring. Shinobi-type games should be challenging and fun - this is merely dull, and doesn't have any new and original features to excite and certainly doesn't offer enough thrills or variety to keep you playing for more than a few goes.

Our pals at Mean Machines were generous to say the least when they awarded Cyber Shinobi 58%. Matt and Jaz’s comments betray feelings of a much lower score however I feel.

For me to say that Cyber Shinobi is one of the worst Master System games ever might be a bit harsh, but its not far off the mark! How could it have gone so wrong? On paper it sounds great, finally a game combining the awesomeness of ninjas and cyborgs. Unfortunately the result turns out to be a shambling mockery of the Shinobi franchise.

The controls are terrible, your jumping action is pathetic, the animation is choppy, the hit detection is horrid, and your attack has such a short range you will want to cry with frustration. To top all that off the top third of the screen is wasted with a status bar. The combination of all these factors creates one of the most disappointing games I have witnessed on Sega’s 8-bit wonder.

It’s not all bad though you get to fight creative bosses such as a bulldozer! If you are lucky you might also find a few shurikens to prop up your crappy attack move. I thought Alex Kidd in Shinobi World was bad enough but this takes the cake! Stop making Shinobi crap Sega!!